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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Miffy Muses Metaphysical Mysteries~

Patrick, Miffy and Spongebob (or the PMS Trinity) would like to apologise for their lengthy absence - they have been observing the sacred Bloggologist practice of Procrastination, and would like to strongly encourage everyone to incorporate this holy ritual into their everyday life.

Anyway. On to random musings from the Mysterious Mind of Miffy =X.

On the necessity of the existence of a god:
"OH MY FUCKING RANDOM-FLUCTUATIONS-IN-THE-SPACE-TIME-CONTINUUM" is no roll off tounge quiet as smooth =X.

On the effectiveness of the death penalty:
Isss works! Just wan taim, and I fell the differen! They generally is not need to sentenced twice!

On the validity of metaphysics:
Miffy is see yr brain, is also taste it, but is it really there? No one will know =X.

On region-encoded DVDs:
Is best idea ever, is make many DVD pirate richer more than queen! =X.

On the people who just cannot stand Lost In Translation:
When I'm told by people that they hated 'Lost in Translation,' I have to restrain myself from replying, "You are saying more about yourself than about the film."
(Miffy elected to quote film critic Roger Ebert's opinion in response to this question, albeit in slightly broken Engrish)

On the people who hated Marie Antoinette:
Let Them Eat Cake! =X. (Miffy is bake. Fill with reinboe and simile.)

On the crucifixion:
Mabey if Jeebus have five thoosand dollar and he go find for Billy Flynn, thing be diffren. =X.

On consumer culture:
IS THE ROT AT THE SOUL OF MORDEN SOCIETY. But Miffy is still buy anyway =X.

On ex-pop-princess Britney Spear's choice to divorce her husband, Kelvin Federline by text messaging:
Mabey Britney finally grow a bit of her brain back after Miffy ate for tea break in 1998 =X.

On hearing about the sex tape of the couple that Federline is attempting to hawk to porn companies:
Or mabey not. =X.

On whether or not she ate Kelvin Federline's brain:
Miffy no like slurp air. Is give Miffy gas. =X.

Procrastinators Unite!
Tomorrow.