Quack Religions Unite!

The affiliate religions section is now complete - praise be to Patrick, may his five arms never fall off and his pristine pink skin never turn dull!

On a side note, check out Betty Bowers' (America's self-proclaimed Best Christian) Advice site. We might not be of the same beliefs all the time, but we definitely appreciate the work she's doing, especially in her Christian Crack Whore Ministry. As she so beautifully puts it - "To spend that much time on your knees and not pray shows an apalling inability to multitask gals". I also feel compelled to tell you that I felt my air-conditioning grow ever so slightly colder when I viewed the site. When I inquired about this divine phenomenon with the air-con repairman, and he said that it is absolutely impossible for such a drastic thing to happen for no particular reason, since the air-conditioner is brand new and in perfectly good working order. This, in conjunction with the mysterious astrological signs that Zy observed earlier, made me conclude that our sainted All-Father Patrick is revealing HIS benevolence to us! HE is smiling widely upon the good work of Betty Bowers, bless her kind, gentle soul!

Betty Bowers is a member of our sister Church, the Landover Baptist Church. Please visit her website and the Church to learn more about their work among the spiritually malnourished of America!