What Would Patrick Do?

I was in at a grocery store earlier today, and this little kid wearing a spongebob squarepants T-shirt featuring Patrick smiling benevolently out from the side came running in. Clearly, this was a sign from Patrick - but what could HE possibly be trying to tell me?

So I asked myself: "What Would Patrick Do?", and the answer was "Run around screaming like a lunatic blowing bubbles in peoples' faces!"

And so I did.
I wonder when they'll let me back in there again.