Patrick Commands Thee to Go Forth And Blow Thy Bubbles!

And HE said unto Hepzibah the Horny: "Thou wilt go forth amongst the philistines and bloweth thy bubbles upon their faces, that verily, they too mightst come to comprehendest the goodly practice of bubble-blowing and screaming like madmen."
-Hepzibah 13:37

Holy Relic of Patrick Performing the Sacred Ritual of Bubble-Blowing (US$280)