Patrick Reveals The Ultimate Knowledge - The Secret To Man's Immortality

Wherefore HE said unto Hepzibah the Horny: "Behold, verily I say unto thee, herein lieth the secret unto man's immortality - 'hur, hur, hur'."

And when HE had thus spake, the waves parted once more, and HE went before, descending down into Bikini Bottom.
-Hepzibah, 14:12-13