Writing Miffiku/Is Like Brain Make Exercise/Fit Brain Is Tastier

The rules for writing Miffiku (5-7-5 syllables) are simple:
1. As cheesy and overblown as possible: Miffy is the Patron Saint of Engrish and Bad Poetry, after all. It's only fitting.
2. The more excruciating the rhyme, the better. (Real life example #1: The flowers rain their pain on me.)The Crazy Is Strong In This One =X
3. Engrish, prease. Poor grammer speeling/Like good cup of aged Crazy/Is make Miffy joy
4. Preferably should include the word "brain", but Miffy is pretty forgiving as long as you remember the first 3 rules. Imagery of eating gets bonus points.

Here are some of the mysterious, mirrored wisdoms dispensed by the Great Mother of Madness, through her cryptic Miffikus (If she spoke in proper English all who heard her would go irrevocably insane. She's only done so once so far, several hundred years ago. We ended up with the Christian Bible):

Mad no-brain PE
Teacher see big thunderstorm
Throw childish tantrum

Miffy no like ate
PE teacher brain because
Taste too much like child

Mugger brain is taste
Like paper. Miffy want puke
Her guts out on floor

Late night TV show
Miffy cannot brain today
She is have the dumb

Miffy stomach growl
Now she is learn her lesson
Bush brain too light meal

Mad PE teacher
Miffy is eating their brain
For breakfast each day

Wordsworth bows down to
Great Mother of Madnesses
Miffy have more brain

PE teacher, whips
Cuffs, loud shrill whistle, blows loudly
Brains are turn to mush

The world suck loudly
Noise make Miffy brain pain
So she make it blow

Hilary Duff is
lookie like a horse. Only
She smoke grass, no eat

Gambling with Miffy
And Patrick and Spongebob is
Like eating own dice.

Watch Veronica
Solve mystery, kick ass. Or
Miffy eat yr brain

Life hard, like cement
Miffy no like, it smell bad
So Miffy make soft